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PRODUCT REVIEW Schmidt’s Hemp Seed Oil Enriched

PRODUCT REVIEW Schmidt’s Hemp Seed Oil Enriched Natural Deodorant - Sensitive Skin Formula

BACKGROUND INFO
- I was gifted these from Schmidt’s
- I have been using natural deodorant since 2005ish so I’m long past the transition period many ppl have when they stop using antiperspirant
- This review is based on nearly 2 months of testing

INGREDIENTS / IRRITANTS
One of my biggest complaints about natural deodorant was it irritated my armpits to the point where skin would be peeling off. After many painful experiments with different brands, I realized it was due to one singular ingredient: baking soda. While baking
soda is great for odour absorption, it’s also abrasive. Once I figured thay out, it was easier to narrow down which natural deodorants would work for me. If this is a problem you’ve had in the past, I would recommend checking ingredient lists

FORMULA / CONSISTENCY
I’ve used different Schmidt’s deodorant formulas over the years and their normal line (w/ baking soda) doesn't work for me AT ALL. The Sensitive Skin line was a bit better but I still found it to be on the chalkier/dryer side. I think they've finally nailed it with this new formula - it’s for sensitive skin (no baking soda) but avoids the usual chalkiness with the addition of the hemp seed oil. The formula is a much smoother consistency and glides on with ease

STAINS
There are no issues as of yet with it staining any light/white garments. But if you're concerned w/ white deodorant streaks on dark clothes, I regret to inform you that this deodorant will do that. If this is a dealbreaker, I would suggest trying a salt based deodorant, they’re not quite as effective but they also don’t stain. I’ve used the Saje deodorant spray for years

SCENT
The Sage + Vetiver scent is very subtle and I would recommend it to anyone who is bothered by overly scented things. The Rose + Pepper is also on the milder side but is more rose forward than pepper. Not like grandma’s soap collection forward, but similar to walking by a rose bush in full bloom on a summer day. After application, I didn't notice either of the scents at all

Continued in the comments 👇

I think I'll just spend the rest of the year in a

I think I'll just spend the rest of the year in a vintage robe. #SandyJoeStyle

Happy holidays! I hope everyone is enjoying these

Happy holidays! I hope everyone is enjoying these next few days when time has zero meaning. I've been living in sweatpants, eating leftover @padmanadi and playing Super Mario World, loudly panicking everytime a Blargg emerges from the lava or Rip Van Fish wakes from a slumber to chase me. But enough about me, what have you been up to? (Please say super nintendo so we can exchange notes on all the hidden secret exit keyholes) #SandyJoeStyle #SandyJoeTakesChristmas

This year my immediate family came to the mutual a

This year my immediate family came to the mutual agreement to celebrate the holidays separately and I encourage everyone to do the same

While it's not easy saying no to the ones we love, erring on the side of caution is the right thing to do at the moment. ICU's are exceeding max capacity and healthcare workers who already have a difficult job to begin with are overworked, overwhelmed, and in Alberta, underappreciated

As much as I would love to spend time with my family, keeping everyone safe and doing our part to stop the spread is more important

The holiday season won't be the same this year and that's okay. We can all be kind to ourselves and give space to grieve all the loss experienced throughout 2020... But let's also make space for any small joy as well

With that said, here are a few things I find soothing this time of year

- watching A Charlie Brown Christmas, The Muppet Christmas Carol, and any of the claymation movies from the 60s/70s/80s
- walking + driving around looking at Christmas lights
- calling friends and family to catch up
- writing and mailing letters to friends
- listening to Vince Guaraldi Trio's Charlie Brown Christmas album
- watching stranger's Christmas home movies from the 60s on youtube
- taking up a whole table to do puzzles
- leaving surprises on friends + family's doorsteps

xo SJK

I, myself, am ~strange and unusual~ 💀 ughhhhh B

I, myself, am ~strange and unusual~ 💀 ughhhhh Beetlejuice is such a good movie! But if I'm being honest, it's the cartoon that's forever in my heart. Peep my @meltcosmetics × Beetlejuice video on YouTube. #SandyJoeBeauty

AD Winter has always been the most difficult seas

AD Winter has always been the most difficult season for my sensitive skin. In the past, it has felt like I’ve spent most of my waking hours constantly reapplying moisturizer. The last two years I have avoided this fate thanks to the @neutrogenacanada Hydro Boost Body Gel Cream (fragrance free because… well... I’m a delicate and sensitive flower). Not only does the formula absorb quickly, so I’m able to get into clothes ASAP after applying, but it also locks in the moisture thanks to my favourite ingredient - hyaluronic acid! As for my face skincare, removing all my makeup with the Oil-Free Eye Make-up Remover (seriously, this is one of the best makeup removers I’ve ever used) followed by the Ultra Gentle Cleanser Creamy Formula (fragrance free of course). Then lastly, the Rapid Wrinkle Repair Regenerating Cream Fragrance Free and Eye Moisturizer. I love this retinol formula because it’s effective and keeps my skin feeling smooth but gentle enough to use every evening. What are you winter skincare heroes? #NeutrogenaCanada #NeutrogenaAmbassador

In university my colour theory professor told me I

In university my colour theory professor told me I shouldn't wear red. I still disgree. #SandyJoeStyle

Woodward's, Zellers, Kmart, Eaton's, Sears.... All

Woodward's, Zellers, Kmart, Eaton's, Sears.... All of these are defunct department stores that I still see rememants of every so often. Was there ever a more magical place than a department store at Christmas time? Some of my favourite holiday movies (Mom for Christmas starring Olivia Newton-John as a mannequin come to life! Or even A Christmas Story when ralphie is toe tapped by santa down a large slide) revolve around a mercantile setting. Which makes sense since this largely consumer based holiday involves commerce. This nostalgia moves me because I love old shit. I LOVE IT. So I took this love and made a fictious Christmas wishlist picking out gifts from two 1970s Sears wishbooks, just like I used to do as a child. Except knowing that all these wishes defy space and time. Peep that video now ~ link in bio. #SandyJoeTakesChristmas #vintagechristmas #kitschmas

AD Although this holiday season will look very di

AD Although this holiday season will look very different this year, I’m still finding ways to connect with friends and family. There’s nothing I love doing more than dropping off festive gift baskets to those I love. I’ll be making our virtual hangouts special by sharing one of Alberta’s best kept secrets - Alberta Premium Cask Strength Rye whisky from @albertadistillers in my holiday gift baskets. It’s a limited-edition whisky that’s aged in charred oak casks in Calgary, Alberta and a perfect addition to any virtual cocktail hour. #albertapremium

Wake me up when it's safe to visit here again 😴

Wake me up when it's safe to visit here again 😴 #SandyJoeTakesArizona

Here are two facts: 1. I'm really into using bron

Here are two facts:

1. I'm really into using bronzer as eyeshadow these days

2. I'm currently covered in dill pickle popcorn dust

#SandyJoeBeauty #SandyJoeStyle

Kitschmas Begins 🎄🎅⛄🦌#SandyJoeAtHome #S

Kitschmas Begins 🎄🎅⛄🦌#SandyJoeAtHome #SandyJoeTakesChristmas

AD ✨GIVEAWAY CLOSED✨ * winners will be contact

AD ✨GIVEAWAY CLOSED✨ * winners will be contacted directly*

Vintage has always been a love of mine. Whether it's throwing it back with fashion or music, I'm always on board. Some of the best things go way back, like Absolut vodka, made exclusively from all natural ingredients since 1879. My friends at @absolutvodka want to help you celebrate the season with the ultimate throwback kit to take you on a spin through the decades. The box includes everything you need to enjoy an evening with your bubble - barware, cocktail glasses, an instant camera, portable record player, iconic records from four different decades and a $75 Visa gift card to get all your cocktail ingredients

How to enter for a chance to win 1 of 4 Absolut Throwback kits

1. Follow @absolutvodka and @sandyjoekarpetz

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3. Tag a friends in the comments with your favourite song from one of the decades (70s, 80s, 90s, 00s)

4. Be of legal drinking age (contest open to residents of Ontario, British Columbia and Alberta only)

BONUS. Share this post to your story and tag me for an extra entry

Contest ends on december 13th at 11:59 p.m. No purchase necessary. Complete contest rules can be found here: https://www.absolut.com/ca/legal/throwbackkits/

#AbsolutThrowback #partner

This is the type of outfit you wear when you barel

This is the type of outfit you wear when you barely ever leave your house so seasons no longer hold you hostage in the sartorial department however the depleting hours of sunlight cause you to spiral in new and interesting ways each day. But enough about me, can you believe someone put this silk blazer in a free pile? #SandyJoeStyle

Estate sales are my kryptonite A couple of months

Estate sales are my kryptonite

A couple of months ago I went to an appointment only sale and found a few gems - watch the whole estate sale haul on my youtube channel ~link in bioooooo~

side note: I've also decided to participate in vlogmas this year sooooo I will be posting a video every day until the 25th or until I meltdown, whichever comes first. (Place your bets in the comments below) 😎🎄 #sandyjoeathome

Just posting photos from last year because leaving

Just posting photos from last year because leaving the house seems like a terrible idea. Grateful I even have the option to stay in. #SandyJoeStyle #SandyJoeTakesIdaho #sandyjoetakesaroadtrip

Taking vitamin D3 will not be a replacement for vi

Taking vitamin D3 will not be a replacement for visiting arizona this winter. Maybe if I stare at this photo long enough under a S.A.D light it'll be a similar experience 😎 #SandyJoeTakesArizona

RIP to my marc jacobs bronzer. Yours truly poked h

RIP to my marc jacobs bronzer. Yours truly poked her finger right through the powder straight to the pan leaving a little peep hole. Sigh. #SandyJoeBeauty

Quintessential Prairie Moment™️ my whole outfi

Quintessential Prairie Moment™️ my whole outfit was thrifted and the hay bales were borrowed 🤠 #SandyJoeStyle

Oh hey there, I posted a new video reviewing Burt'

Oh hey there, I posted a new video reviewing Burt's Bees makeup all while chatting about one of my worst job's ever (I'm sure some of you can guess where). Good news is I found some new favourites as well as a couple stellar dupes for Glossier products. Link in bio to watch 📺 #SandyJoeBeauty